ourcupsrunnethover:

oravlalvaro:

blindthoughts:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

yes

BUT if you notice/comment on other butts in front of the owner of your favorite butt, that can be (depending on the owner of the fave butt) disrespectful

#truechainz

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Yo0o0oo

I had me some organic vegan chocolate hazelnut ice cream today, so bomb as fuck. like daaaammmnnn

theclearlydope:

Comic Con: “Say what one more goddamn time!”
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theclearlydope:

Comic Con: “Say what one more goddamn time!”

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cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

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"I’m a 10"

a racially ambiguous 6 (via robertshmurder)

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"Brothers and sisters, never war, never war! Everything is lost with war, nothing is lost with peace. Never more war."

Did Pope Francis just challenge the Church’s opinion on war? (via think-progress)

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

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